A nonsense burlesque Production company
Alabaster first started producing Burlesque shows in 2020. The name Alabastard started out as an inside joke between her and some Troupe-mates. Now, Alabastard Productions puts on innovative shows that encourage performers to be their most authentically chaotic selves.
Out of Context Greenroom:
"Oh no! My labia!" ~
"5 people can play with my underwear" ~
"Compared to smashing genitalia, foot licking isn't that gross" ~
"Would you mind helping me with my bullet holes?"~
"Who left their phone with a big dick as a lock screen on the bar?" ~
"I can color in your KT tape if you pull out my assles" ~
"Oh no! There's grease on my leggings from tortilla chips!" ~
"I need the wifi to do my Duo Lingo" ~
"Oh no! My labia!" ~ "5 people can play with my underwear" ~ "Compared to smashing genitalia, foot licking isn't that gross" ~ "Would you mind helping me with my bullet holes?"~ "Who left their phone with a big dick as a lock screen on the bar?" ~ "I can color in your KT tape if you pull out my assles" ~ "Oh no! There's grease on my leggings from tortilla chips!" ~ "I need the wifi to do my Duo Lingo" ~
Ongoing Original Productions:
BLASSPHEMY: A Metal Gogo-Burlesque Show
Longform metal burlesque at Lion’s Lair on Colfax. Second Saturdays every month. Rotating themes and such to keep it METAL!
POP a Pastie! A Denver Burlesque Podcast.
Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or wherever you like to listen.
Support on Substack to help create and maintain a NEW WEBSITE to showcase upcoming Denver Burlesque shows and show off all the talented entertainers here!
Free and Paid options
Casting Calls:
-
Show: Select Second Saturdays in 2025, 9:30pm (call 8:30) at Lion's Lair
Submission Deadline: Ongoing
Have you ever wanted to throw down on stage for 10 minutes to some emo/metal/pop punk/etc? Cyanide and Alabastard Productions are teaming up to give you the chance to do just that! We are looking for performers interested in improvising a longform burlesque set! This means multiple songs strung together so you are on stage for about 10-12ish minutes. We will be doing roulette style, so you won't know what songs are coming, but they will have a warning in them when there is one minute left. This is a great opportunity to have fun with audience fuckery and rolling with the punches!
We also all (improv) dance together at the end for our curtain call to get extra cash out of pockets!What you need:
A costume you know how to get out of.
An optional curtain call costume (or just bits and pieces of your other costume)
Willingness to look silly and make stuff up as we go!
What ya get:$50 guarantee plus tips
A chance to improve your improv skills on stage!
Try out longform burlesque (or do it more if you already have before!)
Production Portfolio:
